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What household items can I use in my ass?

Q: Hey, I am an under 18 yr old straight male. I usually do some kind of anal stimulation when I masturbate. For the longest time, I have just stuck one or two (three on rare occasion) tubes of chapstick up my ass. It…well, it feels good enough that I keep doing it! But sometimes the small width, short length and the flat tops of these tubes are not the most desirable. So I would prefer something longer with a rounded top and maybe a bit thicker. The obvious candidate is of course, my finger. While I have done this, it isn’t really better, so I rarely do it.

So I was wondering if you would have any suggestions as to another “tool” a could use for this. Keep in mind, I am underage and thus have no access to adult toys, and do not want to deal with the added difficulty/risks of buying a legit plug or dildo.

So the thing I want is:
Longer than chapstick
Rounded top (not needed, just an added bonus)
And available in my current situation

A: It is difficult not to recommend specially designed anal toys because they are the safest thing to put in your anus. If you use something without a flared base, you run the risk of getting it stuck up there and requiring a trip to the hospital. With that in mind, perhaps you can try some type of fruit or vegetable that is long enough so that some of it hangs outside of your anus, so you do not run the risk of losing it. You also have the option of shaping the fruit/vegetable however you like. You may also be able to get away with using some hair and body product containers like conditioner or lotion bottles.

If you can browse the net in privacy check out jackinworld.com (not a porn site) as they may have tips for anal masturbation for men.

{ 2 } Comments

  1. Amy | December 19, 2008 at 1:18 pm | Permalink

    Candles are another option!

  2. francois | January 11, 2009 at 8:43 pm | Permalink

    I use one of the vibrating razor handles (covered by either a condom or a surgical glove)……. the vibration is incredible. Thanks for the question! I’m in the same boat as you. I’m a strait guy who enjoys having his ass played with!

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